Ep 7 - McKids
	7:00 ("Guess you gotta just commit suicide.")
Ep 10 - Top Gun
	2:32 (AVGN tries to land and fails)
	2:55 (Plane crashes into water ("ASS, FUUUCCK!")
	8:30 (AVGN tries to land with Power Glove and does it successfully)
Ep 14 - Power Glove
	9:45 ("Fuck")
Ep 16 - Rocky:
	3:03 ("Cock-a-fucking doodle ass...")
	7:10 ("Fuck")
	7:20 ("Stop humping the floor")
	7:45 (Training marathon, several cuss words)
Ep 17 - Bible Games
	2:55 ("Ung- Take that bitch!")
	3:25 ("Ung- Take that you monkey fuck!")
Ep 20 - Atari 5200
	4:40 ("Damn, damn, damn damn")
	10:15 ("Okay, let's play this bitch")
	10:28 ("FUCK")
Ep 23 - Ghostbusters PT 3
	2:27 ("I gotta take out the garbage")
Ep 25 - Sega CD
	11:44 (Grunt)
Ep 26 - Sega 32x
	4:15 ("What the fuck?")
Ep 27 - Silver Surfer:
	7:18 ("You fucking piece of shit")
	9:08 ("Die die die die...")
Ep 28 - Die Hard:
	3:41 (Casual "Shit")
	7:10 ("Steve Urkel... What the fuck?")
	7:47 (Marathon, several cuss words)
Ep 29 - Independence Day:
	3:20 ("You motherfucker!")
Ep 31 - Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout:
	2:50 (AVGN beats Bugs)
	4:45 ("Come on you little tweety fuck")
	4:53 ("Come on you son of a bitch")
	5:12 (AVGN beating the shit out of Bugs)
	5:38 ("Son of a cock")
	5:53 ("Mother of a fuck")
	7:05 ("I'll show you some funny tricks!")
	7:35 (More Bugs Bunny beatings and grunts)
	8:03 ("You want some shit?")
Ep 32 - Atari Porn
	3:10 ("Fuck her fuck her fuck her!")
	4:28 ("Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into?")
Ep 33 - Nintendo Power
	0:14 ("ASS")
Ep 34 - Fester's Quest
	3:10 ("Fucking pieces of shit")
	3:30 ("You fuckers!")
	4:40 ("What the fuck man? What the fuck?")
Ep 35 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre
	6:15 ("What a shitload of fuck")
Ep 36 - Halloween
	6:00 ("You want some trick or treat?")
	8:40 ("It's ass! It's ass!")
Ep 37 - Dragon's Lair
	8:45 ("Goddamn!")
Ep 38 - Christmas Carol Pt 1
	5:00 ("Fuuuuuck!")
Ep 41 - Rambo
	5:30 ("Fuuuuck!" (Sad))
	12:45 (AVGN making explosion noises)
Ep 43 - The Wizard of Oz
	2:28 ("Fucking bitch")
	6:25 (Lion throws stuff at AVGN, AVGN grunts)
	7:25 ("I didn't know that was going to happen")
	11:00 ("DAMN!")
Ep 44 - Doublevision Pt 1
	3:38 ("Most of them don't do jack shit")
	3:45 ("What a shitload of fuck")
	4:00 ("None of the buttons do anything but make fart noises")
	6:04 ("Shit the fuck!")
	8:11 ("Ung! Mother of a fuck!")
	8:22 ("Damn!")
	8:25 ("Wipe my ass on this game")
	8:30 ("This sucks")
	9:09 ("B-17 Bomber")
	9:25 ("What?")
	9:45 ("OH GA-" *Explosion)
Ep 45 - Doublevision Pt 2
	0:17 (Long monologue about ColecoVision's power adapter)
	3:21 ("Come on you son of a bitch!... Wow, this is shit.")
	5:18 ("What the hell?")
Ep 46 - Super Mario Bros 3
	5:58 ("Power of Christ compels you!... Power of SMDC compels you!")
	7:28 ("Alright... Who wants some!?")
	8:17 ("I'm the lord of the harvest!")
	8:53 ("We anhiliated them!")
Ep 47 - NES Accessories
	5:40 ("Fuck this")
	6:49 ("I fucking love Konami, but it reeks of ass!")
	6:59 ("FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!")
	7:45 (More "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!")
	7:55 (AVGN cussing through the Konami scope)
	8:58 (Kind of whisper "Son of a bitch")
	9:21 ("I need a beer")
	10:04 ("The cat's like 'fuck that shit!'")
	10:45 ("Wow, a powerfield. Now we're litterally playing with power.")
	11:06 ("Ah, now that's assy.")
	11:57 (AVGN tries to land plane)
	13:08 (Plane crashes "AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS")
Ep 48 - Indiana Jones
	0:51 ("Let's pop this fucker in")
	7:39 ("Hungh- Whip it!")
	14:28 ("What the hell?... What the fuck?")
	16:43 ("Uuuugh God... What the fuck man?")
	17:43 ("IT'S ASS!")
Ep 49 - Star Trek
	3:44 ("What's the meaning of this attack?")
	3:58 ("Come on, this isn't fair! Come down and fight!")
	4:37 ("Well... Lesson learned. Don't say anything bad about klingons")
	4:48 ("My senses indicate a large deposit of bullshit")
	6:29 ("Most illogical")
	7:38 ("Yeah, thanks.")
	8:38 ("Piece of shit")
	9:56 ("You hear? You'll have to get your entertainment somplace else.")
	10:16 ("Mercy this motherfucker!")
Ep 50 - Superman
	1:24 ("This sucks")
	4:18 ("Oh my god, someone call an exorcist")
	4:57 ("What is this? This is the most pathetic excuse for Superman I've ever seen")
	7:51 (AVGN mocking the game soundtrack)
	11:26 ("Well, damn.")
Ep 51- Superman 64
	3:07 ("Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuuuuuuuckkk.")
	3:24 ("Ah, come on. You really wanna make me play this?")
	6:02 ("Well that didn't do a damn thing.")
	6:23 (AVGN mocking Superman's punching)
	7:03 (AVGN spewing several cuss words)
	10:00 ("Somebody's gotta take care of it, this is a job for the fucking nerd.")
Ep 52 - Batman Pt 1
	2:33/4:05/4:43/10:29 ("I'm Batman!")
	1:58 ("Die!... What the hell?")
	3:25 ("A good game for the NES library, but a hard son of bitch.")
	4:03 ("Boring as shit, next game.")
	4:36 ("Alright, well this one get's the official Bat-stamp of shit.")
	6:19 ("This is just the beginning of how atrociousy ass this fuckfest is!")
	6:28 ("Can't do jack shit!")
	6:59 ("Fuck this shit! Get up there! This is fucking bullshit!")
	7:33 ("Having the fucking up button jump is fucking fucked up!")
	8:20 ("Yay! I'm free!")
	8:30 ("Why does it take so long to kill people?")
	9:42 ("This is fucked beyond belief!")
	10:57 ("I'm not playing any more shitty Batman games.")
Ep 53 - Batman Pt 2
	3:21 ("God!")
	3:26 ("Come on you piece of shit! Fuck!")
	3:32 ("How the hell does that work?")
	3:35 ("Whoa! I got lucky there.")
	3:40 ("Fuck!")
	3:46 ("Ass!")
	4:00 ("That's not fair!")
	9:05 ("I'm gonna shove these games up your ass!")
Ep 54 - Deadly Towers
	3:00 ("You're gonna get fucked up the ass with a porcupine! Good fucking luck 			douchebag!")
	3:24 ("They're just fucking balls!")
	4:32 ("Cheap ass hoe.")
	6:52 (AVGN ranting in German
Ep 55 - Battletoads
	1:13 (AVGN and Kyle talking)
	4:37 ("That's fucking bullshit! Come on you piece of shit! Agh!")
	6:37 (AVGN and Kyle yelling and quitting the game)
	7:05 (Kyle singing AVGN theme, AVGN: "You bet your ass!")
Ep 56 - Dick Tracy
	4:25 ("Bam! Bam! Bam!")
	6:33 ("Dumb dick.")
	9:14 ("You've gotta be fucking kidding me.")
	9:30 ("That's horse shit!")
	14:30 (AVGN freaking out)
Ep 57 - Dracula
	2:35 ("What did that do?")
	2:45 ("Fuck you.")
	3:05 ("What in the holy mother of ass is this!?")
	5:35 ("Fuck!")
	9:14 ("Ah, F! I mean fuck!")
	9:45 ("Fred Fuchs!?")
	10:35 (AVGN growling; mocking the game's death scene)
	11:15 ("I fucking hate bats." AVGN proceeds to beat up bats)
	11:29 ("I'm sick of it all. Morning sun, vanquish me!")
Ep 58 - Frankenstein
	0:36 ("It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!")
	3:35 ("..Doody.")
	6:10 ("What the fuck!?")
	9:50 ("Heh, dickhead.")
	11:25 ("God damn it!")
Ep 60 - CDI Pt 2
	6:02 ("Its fucking bullshit!")
	9:20 ("Fuck, I can't believe that.")
	9:30 ("Oh my god.")
	10:08 ("You killed me! Good!" AVGn goes crazy)
	10:20 ("Gotta calm down.")
	12:05 ("Get outta my face!")
Ep 61 - CDI Pt 3
	2:55 ("It's time to start droppin' some F-bombs!")
	3:55 ("There's a fucking piece of shit in the way!")
	4:25 ("Shove a sword up their ass.")
	4:43 ("Go away.")
	5:22 ("Ungh! I hate these fucking bastards!")
	8:19 ("Crazy bitch.")
	8:43 ("What the hell is that thing? What is that!?")
	9:39 ("What a bunch of fuck.")
	11:02 ("How about this shit?")
	11:20 ("What?")
	12:14 ("What the fuck's going on?")
	12:46 ("I don't believe this. That's it, that's all I can take")
Ep 62 - Bible Games 2
	2:20 ("Kill all babies.")
	2:50 ("Agh, fucking hell.")
	3:08 ("Oh my lord.")
	7:22 ("Oh, no no no.")
	9:14 ("Oooh God, that's so violent.")
	9:23 ([Nasal] "Get your ass to Sunday school!")
	10:06 ("Oh fuck.")
	10:32 ("Ugh. Oh shit. Agh god!")
	11:16 ("Fuck.")
	11:29 ("It's time to commit suicide.")
	12:40 ([Sarcasm] "That's real nice.")
	12:55 ("Fuck this fucking piece of shit.")
	13:02 ("Fuuuck!")
	13:13 ("It's time to wrap things up. I got something to blow the lid off the crap barrel, 			time to flip the shit switch, turn up the diarrhea dial- IT'S BIBLE GAMES ON 			THE CDI!")
	13:54 ("The voices are the fuckest balogna shit you'll ever hear.")
Ep 63 - Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
	1:49 ("In your face bitch!")
	4:12 ("Such a bitch... Literally.")
	9:27 (AVGN going crazy)
Ep 64 - Milon's Secret Castle
	2:29 ("You can jump jump jump 'till the cows come home.")
	9:05 ("You're gonna need a counselor after you're done with this shit.")
	10:50 ("More like Milon's shitty asshole!")
	10:55 ("They were just fucking jerking off!")
Ep 65 - Atari Jaguar Pt 1
	4:08 ("What are bits anyway?-...-I dunno.")
Ep 66 - Atari Jaguar Pt 2
	4:28 ("Pshhhhhhh!")
	4:42 ("A fighting game, and a really bad one.")
	6:45 ("Where did you learn to fly?")
	8:14 ("Where did you learn to be an asshole!?")
	8:17 ("Jaguar, I've had all I can take!")
	9:49 (AVGN imitating a vomiting cat)
	13:41 ("The end, I gotta take a shit.")
Ep 67 - Metal Gear
	0:50 ("If they move, kill them.")
	5:54 ("You son of a bitch!")
	10:02 ("No shit, you're a little late there asshole.")
	12:00 ("If something's fucked up, it's fucked up.")
	12:03 ("If you want to rip me a new asshole, that's fine. I have like 12.")
Ep 68 - Odyssey
	2:42 (Introducing the Nerdy Turd)
	2:58 ("Whoa! whoa!")
	3:28 ("You're raping me! You're raping me!")
	4:32 ("Yeah, that's not fair isn't it? We're playing dirty now, motherfucker.")
	4:50 ("It's a fucking free for all.")
	5:29 ("Nuclear boner!")
	6:09 ("Ungh! You bastard!")
Ep 69 - X-Men
	2:50 ("Faster than you can say 'Fuck.'")
	10:25 ("Ungh! I've had it up to my ass with this shit!")
	13:55 ("This one suck my left ball. This one sucks my right ball. WELCOME TO DIE!")
Ep 70 - Terminator
	6:58 ("Only six?!")
	8:44 ("AAAHHHHH FUCK!")
	8:46 ("Fuck! Too fucking small! Too fucking small! Ahhhhhh!")
	10:44 ("Decepticon dildoes?")
	12:46 (Long exasperated rant)
Ep 71 - Terminator Pt 2
	5:34 (AVGN mocking game design "Durrrr- You put the bombs in these things")
	5:43 ("Go get the ball, bring it back, go get it again. Fucking dickwads.")
	6:35 ("There's some serious issues here.")
	7:55 ("What a load of random bullshit.")
	9:20 ("Now that's funny.")
	9:31 ("My god.")
	9:48 ("Look at him go! Woo! Woo! Woo!")
	10:10 ("Hop around like a fucking idiot.")
	12:59 ("Terminate this son of a bitch.")
Ep 72 - Transformers
	6:38 ("There's absolutely no fucking around with this game.")
	7:10 ("Alright, now I'm ready.")
	8:02 ("I can't fucking shoot these things! Dahhh!")
	8:12 ("Aghh! You scumfucker!")
	8:23 ("Uaghh!")
	9:39 (Boss battle. AVGN grunts.)
	12:13 ("Well, I gotta do what I gotta do.")
	12:47 ("Whoa whoa whoa whoa, who are you?")
Ep 73 - Mario is Missing
	2:05 ("That's when it occurs to you- you're playing an educational game.")
	2:19 ("What a piece of shit")
	4:37 ("How about use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack you across the fucking 		face?")
	4:54 ("God, move! Ungh!")
Ep 74 - Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
	1:37 ("I mean fuck.")
	1:45 ("It's a real piece of shit.")
	6:18 ("Get out of bed, John.")
	8:22 ("What the fuck?")
	11:33 ("Suck my cock.")
	12:57 ("A fucking chicken mask!")
	19:52 ("This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.")
Ep 75 - Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle
	3:36 ("Time to commit suicide.")
	3:44 ("Fucking shit nugget.")
	3:51 ("Oh fuck.")
	3:59 ("Agh, balls.")
	5:50 ("Yeah, that's what I like to see.")
Ep 76 - Super Pitfall
	1:40 (Lava, firesharks, spikes, laser, upside down volcanoes pit)
	5:33 ("Oh, that's great.")
	5:48 ("You're falling down down down.")
	5:54 ("Now I gotta do it all over again.")
	6:00 ("Oh shit, what the fuck is that?! That's fucking scary!")
Ep 77 - Godzilla
	6:35 ("That fucking time limit!")
	6:46 ("Oh, you're gonna win? Not anymore!")
	9:45 ("To recite a very famous quote from William Shakespear: 'Fuck it.'")
	14:19 (Loud "Fuck" + Godzilla sounds)
	14:44 (Long rant)
Ep 78 - Wayne's World
	5:03 ("This is just a maximum catastrophe of ass!")
	5:06 ("Take it away Garth.")
	12:00 ("Actually, I think I'm gonna hurl.")
Ep 79 - Castlevania
	4:03 ("Oh shit!")
	6:54 ("What in the unholy name of ass is this fuckness?")
	7:37 ("UNGH! YOUR MOTHER!")
	9:19 (Simon's Quest appears. Repeated "No" and "Stop.")
Ep 80 - Castlevania Pt 2
	2:03 ("I could do that for hours.")
	3:50 ("You find this old creepy bitch sitting on the floor.")
	5:20 (AVGN grunting)
	5:41 (Another grunt)
	5:46 ("This game is poopy.")
	6:10 ("That is so fucking cheap.")
	12:24 (AVGN awoo-ing)
Ep 81 - Castlevania Pt 3
	1:50 ("Oh yeah, that's where it's at.")
	7:22 ("I was ready to have my balls blown off.")
	9:50 (AVGN moaning)
	12:35 ("Life sucks.")
Ep 83 - Little Red Hood
	2:24 (Little Red Hood story)
	3:00 ("You just look at it and it sucks.")
	5:25 ("I'm gonna hit you with this slingshot!")
	6:00 ("All you can do is run run run like a little red pussy")
	9:38 ("Absolutely fucking nothing.")
	10:30 ("Every level is the frothy sound of crackling ass.")
	12:45 (Fucks and UNGHs!)
	13:59 ("This is shit sauce!")
	14:34 (Little Red Hood ending)
Ep 84 - Winter Games
	3:03 ("Aaaa!")
	4:58 ("Very rarely I've gotten the fucker to land.")
	5:05 (AVGN grunting)
	5:24 ("I'm surprised it's not called cat tit bingo.")
	6:05 (AVGN describing soundtrack)
	10:03 ("Burn motherfucker! Burn!")
Ep 85 - Street Fighter 2010
	1:30 ("How is this all happening!?")
	2:45 ("Hadoukens up your anus!")
	4:10 ("What the hell is this poop-plastered shit-smothered piece of fuck?")
	8:08 (Street Fighter I "voice acting")
	9:46 ("Still gotta finish this.")
	13:00 ("I'm getting murdered! I'm getting buttfucked up the dick!")
	17:10 (AVGN making explosion noises)
Ep 86 - Hydlide
	4:05 ("By the time you do that you're already dead!")
Ep 87 - Ninja Gaiden
	2:54 ("What's he gonna say? What the fuck?")
	2:57 ("What is going on there?")
	5:05 (AVGN moaning and saying fuck multiple times)
	7:20 ("What the fuck is that!?")
	8:19 ("Yeah!")
	9:45 ("Ungh!")
	14:06 ("That is sadistic! Whoever programmed this thing, I wanna rip their fucking heart 		out of their ass and show it to them so they can see how cold and black it is before they 		die!")
	14:42 ("I give up.")
Ep 88 - SwordQuest
	4:44 ("Whoa!")
	6:33 ("Damn that's a good game! Gee whiz, I sure loved that game!")
	8:51 ("The kingdom of nerdom depends on it.")
Ep 89 - Pong Consoles
	1:55 ("There's like 9 million fucking pong consoles!")
	4:04 ("Tell that box to go fuck itself.")
	4:20 ("What the fuck?")
	4:27 ("Where is it? Where is it!?")
	5:50 ("Fuck you, this is all you get. Look at me, I got all this shit. I'm in control 			motherfucker!")
	6:23 ("Now what's this? Asshole pong? That's not fair.")
	7:48 ("You think that makes me happy? It doesn't.")
	10:30 ("Look at this mess.")
Ep 90 - Action 52
	2:44 (Insincere laugh)
	3:40 ("Who's gonna dodge that!?")
	5:48 ("Oh my god, it's!-" (Shit pickle))
	5:56 ("Naaaghhalrighty then!")
	6:47 ("What is this?")
	7:13 ("Agh, that's dreadful.")
	7:26 ("Ugh.")
	8:59 ("Those damn busters.")
	9:22 ("This game is shitting me.")
	9:40 ("Where do they come up with these objects. I can't decipher anything especially 		when the game starts having a fucking seizure!")
	10:02 ("Out of the way, ghosts! Here comes Missus Tits!...Die, you onion face balloon 		thing!")
	10:16 ("Chill out... I wish I could chill out, this is horrendous!.")
	11:10 ("No thanks.")
	11:35 ("Ugh!")
	11:47 ("Geez, fuck.")
	11:50 ("What the fuck!?")
	12:10 ("Oh lord.")
	12:34 ("Gee... What kind of enemy could I have for this game?")
	13:12 ("...Good.")
	13:34 ("You know what? It's getting old.")
	13:45 ("Wait a minute, you can't even kill people?")
	15:55 ("By now, you'd be crying.")
	16:53 ("I guess this guy doesn't understand the concept of a hooker. You're supposed 		to fuck her, not fucker her up.")
	16:57 (AVGN grunting- "Die boob lady!")
	17:35 ("Whoever came up with this is an asshole!")
	18:25 ("Are you kidding me?")
	19:03 ("Look at that. There's some crazy shit going on there. I wanna join the party.")
	20:25 (Strained groan)
	21:05 ("Ugh.")
	22:36 ("What were they thinking!?")
	24:35 ("Thank god!")
	24:48 (AVGN going "Hungh!" multiple times)
	26:09 ("I feel humiliated to live on the same planet as someone...")
Ep 91 - Cheetahmen
	1:25 ("IT SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING REST!")
	1:34 ("Okay, let's go.")
	2:56 ("What the hell?")
	4:15 ("Fuck, fuck, UNGH! Oh no!")
	4:29 ("Kick fucking ass! Life is kind of cool sometimes.")
	5:47 ("It's like the only way to beat this game is to cheat!")
	9:24 ("What!?")
	10:09 ("Now it's my turn! Yeah. Wanna play dumbass!? Well double dumbass on you 		motherfucker! You swine! You son of a motherless goat!")
	10:29 ("Get your head out of my crotch you monkey fuck. Ungh!")
	10:33 ("You won't get me this time you son of a bitch!" *Several grunts*)
	10:39 ("Whoa, speaking of monkey fuck. ")
	10:40 ("Get back here you shit biscuit.")
	10:42 ("Where'd he go?... He's not coming back is he?")
	11:20 ("You're not gonna get away this time." *Several grunts* "Yeah!... Bitch.")
	14:29 ("That's horrible!")
	16:18 ("Shit motherfuckers. Damn apples come out of trees so fast! Motherfuckers!")
	19:19 ("Ugh.")
	19:26 ("You mother of an ass!")
	19:30 ("Yes! No!")
	19:38 ("Oh my god, no no no!")
	19:45 ("I can't believe it!")
Ep 92 - Game Glitches
	2:02 ("I'm gonna lay the fucksmack on you!")
	2:12 ("It's ugly, like your mom!")
	2:48 ("You little fucknugget!")
	3:30 ("I'll show you how to clean these fuckers out.")
	5:45 ("I should get a gold medal.")
	6:52 ("I'm gonna staple my fucking ballsack to the ceiling")
	7:22 ("Fine, you fucking pussy.")
	8:47 ("So cool. Ungh! Fuck you up!")
	9:36 ("Ungh!")
	10:04 ("Ungh! Yeah! I got 'em!")
	12:52 ("Not you again!")
	14:33 ("You are really one sick fuck, you know that?")
	14:56 ("It's a clubberfuck!")
Ep 93 - Zelda II
	2:03 ("You're in trouble.")
	4:17 ("Dodge these fuzzy fuckbutts.")
	5:38 ("This game is hard as shit.")
	6:03 ("Holy fuck.")
	6:49 ("You're like a 4 year old trying to fight Hulk Hogan.")
	7:02 ("Piss bags?")
	7:24 ("UHUHUHUH-Fuck you!")
	7:40 ("Fuck you. You die, you go all the way back to square one... Assholes.")
	8:53 ("Ugh, no.")
	9:17 ("Nooooooo.")
	11:19 ("What the fuck?")
	13:10 (AVGN grunting)
	13:24 (AVGN fighting his own shadow and grunting)
Ep 94 - Back to the Future Revisited
	2:39 ("Oh come on, do I really have to land a plane one more time?")
	2:50 ("A lot of people question why I have so much difficulty landing the plane.")
	3:05 (AVGN questioning button presses)
	3:48 (AVGN tries to land plane, but it goes off screen)
	4:39 (AVGN calls up a sex hotline)
	17:26 (LJN shitbow)
	18:59 ("FUUCK!")
	19:02 ("UNGH! YOU FUCKING PROCESSING! STOP BEING SO BLAST!")
	19:55 (Repeated "Fuck!"s, grunts, and then AVGN freaks out)
	21:39 ("What the fuck is wrong with this fucking world!?")
Ep 95 - Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Revisited
	7:31 ("Why would you punch when you can shoot?")
	9:39 ("Yeah, I see Jekyll. You see him? You see him walking? He just keeps fucking 			walking! I don't like him. He's an asshole. He wears his underwear backwards. He has 		eyeballs for testicles!")
	10:50 ("I KILLED SOMETHING!")
	11:24 ("Ungh! I'm getting pwned.")
	12:37 ("It's taking a piss!")
	13:20 (Repeated "Fuck!"s and grunts. AVGN goes wild after.)
	16:30 ("The game fucking sucks.")
Ep 96 - Lester the Unlikely
	3:20 ("Air humping? I dunno what that does. You can't hump the turtle.")
	5:07 ("Agh, doo doo.")
	5:34 ("AGGGH! DOODY!")
	6:03 (AVGN plays The Flowers of Robert Maplethorpe.")
	8:39 ("Steve Urkel would beat the shit out of this guy.")
	10:13 ("Fuck this game. And you know what? Fuck all games.")

Ep 97 - How the Nerd Stole Christmas
	2:10 ("Baaallls.")
	4:18 ('You're a mean one mister nerd' song)
	8:01 ("What, were they smoking crack?")
	8:10 ("Too bad she didn't get killed.")
	8:26 ("What's that mean? A fist coming out of a star?")
	9:33 ("What were they thinking!?")
Ep 98 - Day Dreamin' Davy
	2:22 ("Ugh")
	2:49 ("...And shove it up his ass or something?")
	4:07 ("Sorry, I was just daydreaming about playing a better fucking game.")
	4:35 ("I move the cursor over his dick-nose.")
	6:46 ("Stupid lying bitch.")
	7:15 ("Why's he so excited about a ruler? Does he want to measure his turds?")
	7:33 ("What is he, on medication or something?")
	8:37 ("What is this, a pile of shit?")
	9:45 ("What's this? A hooker?")
	10:22 ("You lyin' fucking sack of shit.")
	11:23 ("Classic video game logic.")
	11:32 ("You go pick up Elmer's inside out asshole.")
	11:46 ("Yeah, he's dead.")
	12:38 ("Thank god.")
Ep 99 - Star Wars Games
	4:07 ("Disco-Fuck yourself.")
	6:52 ("No, that's not true! It's impossible!")
	8:09 (AVGN talking about Skywalker crashing into the bar "BOOM!")
	10:07 ("After the twentieth time, I'm burned out!")
	10:11 ("This is worse than a piece of shit. It's a whole shit.")
	11:35 ("Ah shit! Fuck!")
	12:20 ("Agh!")
	13:51 (AVGN grunting)
	13:58 (AVGN talking about the Beat-A-Game button)
	14:58 ("Consider your ass beat!")
	15:21 ("Ow!")
	15:32 ("Yeah, thanks.")
	15:37 ("Cows go moo.")
	16:14 ("I wish it was Fred Fuchs.")
	16:40 ("Mmm, yeah, yummy, eat that shit. Whatever it is.")
	17:38 ("Oh my god damn fuck!")
	22:04 (Buffalo shits through window. AVGN freaks out.)
Ep 100 - R.O.B. the Robot
	0:43 (AVGN ranting about shitty video games)
	1:15 (AVGN pulling out individual games and consoles and insulting them "This fucking 		thing!")
	3:13 ("Who the hell am I gonna get to play this shit with me?")
	4:12 (AVGN making gyros)
	5:23 ("You ready now, R.O.B.? You happy? You got enough shit to work with?... 			Affirmative your ass! Let's play!")
	6:15 ("Ah, finally! Oh, no, no no no!")
	6:28 ("Man, he fucked up.")
	10:51 ("Ungh, no no no ungh! Fuck!")
	10:58 ("Ah, the smick, fucking smicks!")
	11:05 ("Ohh, fuck.")
	11:09 ("No! Don't knock it off!")
	11:13 ("No no no no!")
	11:16 ("Ungh! What the fuck!")
	11:20 ("You know what? You be the first player. Let's see how you like it!")
	11:38 ("Yeah! Ain't that fun!? How do you like that? Robo-fuck-zoid piece of shit!")
	11:47 ("To hell with R.O.B. I'm playing by myself.")
	12:02 ("Yeah! That works pretty good!")
	12:33 ("Yeah, you like my new invention? I call it the Gyromite controller!")
	12:41 ("I got a better idea, how about playing a different fucking game!?")
	13:15 (Fight scene with R.O.B. begins)
Ep 101 - Spielberg Games
	1:23 ("Now we're talkin' shit.")
	2:56 ("You've only been playing the game for maybe  5 minutes.")
	3:09 ("Slower than the hairs grow on a moose's scrotum.")
	3:59 ("What a waste of time.")
	4:29 ("Ungh! I didn't even move the length of a gnat's dick!")
	4:49 ("It's a long way from hell.")
	5:12 ("...Asshole.")
	6:00 ("Ah, smile you son of a- UNGH! And that's all there is to this game.")
	6:13 ("We're gonna need a bigger ass. To shit out this fucking turd!")
	6:55 ("Looky looky, I got hooky.")
	7:19 ("By collecting food, Thudd Butt has explosive results.")
	7:47 ("It's getting old, I know.")
	8:47 ("You know what kind of games I like?... Good ones.")
	9:15 ("Super Schindler's List 3D?")
	13:16 ("What were they thinking!?")
	16:46 ("They're satan awful!")
	18:23 ("What... the... fuck?")
	19:10 (E.T. go come)
	20:21 ("There's one game I never play.")
Ep 102 - Making of an AVGN episode
	13:30 (AVGN reading lines. Clearing throat, groaning.)
	15:13 ("Now we're set up to shoot some nerd.")
	17:48 (AVGN reading more lines. Insulting Barbie.)
	34:32 (AVGN groaning)
	34:45 (AVGN insulting Barbie.)
Ep 103 - Kid Kool
	1:53 ("I bet the game designers were smoking 7 different herbs")
	2:09 ("...That looks like Elmo's ballsack.")
	3:22 (One way bullshit)
	3:43 (Two gear diarrhea)
	4:04 (Jump fuckness)
	4:32 (Top-side aquatic ass)
	5:13 (Air suspension shit-lift)
	5:42 (Inviso-bitch)
	6:11 (Free-falling fuckballs)
	6:35 (Recap on shitty game mechanics)
Ep 104 - Nintendo World Championships
	4:11 ("This is the nerd... The fuckin' nerd.")
	5:37 ("That'd be the nerd seal of disapproval.")
	10:38 (AVGN imitating a goat)
	16:23 (AVGN gets choked by Pat and fucking dies.)
Ep 105 - Dark Castle
	1:28 ("Oooohh, scary.")
	1:37 ("What's this? A ghost giving the castle a blowjob?")
	2:03 ("What the fuck does BK stand for? Burger King?")
	2:11 ("That would be the tits.")
	2:22 ("I'm gonna have nightmares over that.")
	2:32 ("What!?")
	3:38 ("Isn't that the fuckest thing you've ever heard?")
	4:04 ("I fucking dare ya.")
	4:37 ("There's not enough time to turn your arm around before you're dead!")
	5:09 ("Sometimes you get lucky. Other times you don't.")
	5:44 ("Pressing up to duck is pretty fucked up.")
	6:46 ("And out of all of the shit I've played, that's saying a lot.")
	8:14 ("They have to fuck you in the ear with obnoxious sound effects.")
	9:09 ("This key is as useless as boobs on a bull.")
	9:13 ("You're fucked you're fucked you're fucked!")
	9:44 ("Let's flick that shit switch and crank up that diarrhea dial!")
	9:50 ("C! D! IIIIIIIII!!!!!!")
	11:20 ("This one fucks you harder than life itself. It's like mixing shit with turds, it's the 		most heinously anus thing ever conceived by humankind it's a curse to the soul and it 		must suffer the tourture of the damned!")
Ep 106 - Bible Games 3
	0:11 ("Wisdom tree said let there be shit. And there was shit.")
	1:44 ("Who the fuck uses a word like that?")
	1:54 ("I marvel at this game's shitliness.")
	2:22 ("Whose ass have I taken?")
	2:28 ("The dumb ass.")
	2:41 ("Aaahh I'm going to hell.")
	2:59 ("Yeah right.")
	5:08 ("I dunno what I'm talking about.")
	5:18 ("What were they thinking when they came up with this?")
	7:52 (AVGN yelling and groaning.)
	9:35 ("It might as well be shit.")
	9:53 (AVGN trash talking a monkey.)
	11:53 ("What airline is this? Ass express?")
	11:59 ("But hey, it's a fuckin' joke.")
	13:17 ("And... That's it?")
	14:00 ("AAAHHH JESUS!")
Ep 107 - Schwarzenegger Games
	1:26 ("It just FUCKING PISSED ME OFF AND RUINED MY WHOLE GODDAMN 			WEEKEND!")
	1:32 ("Total recall. Total fucking shit.")
	2:07 ("Get back here you fucknut.")
	2:30 ("Glory holes! Alright!?")
	4:25 ("Why are the dogs hanging on me like a turd stuck to a poodle's ass? Get it off!")
	6:10 ("Who is that?")
	6:55 ("Don't even stop!")
	7:00 ("Look at these guys! They keep coming!")
	7:04 ("Whoever programmed this game: You can go eat a bowl of fuck.")
	7:44 ("Last Action Hero sucks a dick.")
	8:02 ("This one... I don't know how you can fuck up.")
	8:23 ("Oh, that's how." AVGN proceeds to insult game)
	9:04 (AVGN laughing)
	9:11 ("Whoever came up with that idea is a cocksucker... Sucks cock.")
	9:59 ("You don't get much range when you're trying to stab a skeleton in the dick with a 		sword.")
	10:52 ("Fuck you and your cryptic bullshit.")
	11:22 ("I'd rather have a sasquatch sit its ass on my face and shoot diarrhea down my 		throat. I'm dead fucking serious.")
	11:45 ("I just wasted my fucking time.")
	12:20 ("This game will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaur... Like me.")
	12:43 ("The graphics are as ugly and dirty as this game's mom.")
	12.46 ("This game sucks so bad the enemy soldiers commit suicide.")
	15:16 ("That is some sadistic bullshit.")
	15:34 ("Wanna hear some horseshit?")
	15:52 ("Agh, no no no no!... Good.")
	16:29 ("Noo!")
	16:30 ("This game blows ass! Sucks duck cunt! Fucking shit munching bunch of pile 		of... poop.")
	17:02 ("Fuck!")
	17:08 ("You kidding me?")
	17:53 ("Come on! Come on! You piece of shit!")
	18:16 ("You gotta be kidding me.")
	18:27 ("How creative.")
	19:37 (Unenthused "Yay.")
	19:44 (AVGN groaning.)
	19:54 ("AAAGGH!")
	20:09 ("Almost there!")
	20:16 ("Fawck!")
	20:30 (AVGN freaks out)
	20:47 ("I'm gonna beat this fucker right now!" Montage begins with a lot of cussing)
	22:09 ("Congratulations, you have survived... Barely.")
Ep 108 - Ghosts N' Goblins
	1:50 ("See if I can finally beat this fucker.")
	1:53 ("There's no excuse.")
	2:17 ("Yeah, I wanna get in on some of that.")
	4:07 ("This is where shit starts to get criminally insane.")
	4:37 ("Number 1, get the knife. Number 2, get the knife. Number 3, get the knife.")
	4:50 ("They've locked me in an asylum. 'Get the knife, get the knife!'")
	4:53 ("Ugh, fuck my uncle.")
	6:48 ("And that's it.")
	7:55 ("It's a mess.")
	9:16 (AVGN describing "NES fever.")
	12:45 ("Nyeeeaaahhh-shut up!")
	12:57 ("UNGH! FUCK! WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?")
	13:18 (AVGN talking about how he wants to beat Ghosts N' Goblins")
	13:38 ("I beat two satans! In my underwear!")
	13:53 ("Ungh! Come on! My mother throws fireballs bigger than that!")
	14:17 ("I got this, man! I got this by the ass!")
	14:43 ("This time I'M TWICE AS PISSED OFF!" Montage ensues.)
	15:27 ("Yeah! I did it!")
	15:57 ("Curse! Curse! Goddamn it!")
	16:06 ("I gotta rely on the old tricks.")
	16:09 (Battle scene against game cartridge.)
Ep 109 - Atari Sports
	0:36 ("I don't know anything about sports. I'm a fuckin' nerd!")
	1:33 ("I mean the kind where they slam into each other like a bunch of barbarians 			UNGH!")
	1:40 ("What? Like a toilet bowl?")
	1:52 ("Why is the half-time show always some pussy pop group?")
	1:58 ("It doesn't make any sense!")
	2:03 (AVGN names off Madden games "WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN MADDEN 			ANYWAY!?")
	2:20 ("Everywhere you go it's football!")
	2:48 ("Man, I gotta calm down.")
	3:05 ("Just plain ass football... cont.")
	3:38 ("And this is one of the worst games I've ever played in my life.")
	3:46 ("Is it team white versus team... naked?")
	4:04 ("I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it! Yeah! Yeah! TOUCH DOWN! AHHHH!")
	4:38 ("What is this? Purple man can't jump?")
	4:54 ("Oh look at this! Look at this! Yeah! You can't do that in NBA Jam.")
	5:27 ("What the hell is going on here? They eat the other players.")
	5:59 ("It's shit.")
	6:33 ("That is the sound of all encompassing negativity.")
	6:50 ("The batter is naked. And they gave him a dick.")
	6:56 ("It's a dick. The batter is naked, concluded.")
	7:20 ("The sound of the ocean is like an atom bomb going off.")
	9:03 ("You wouldn't wish this game on your worst enemies.")
	9:18 ("Yeah... I'm stretching out.")
	9:37 (*Laughing* "Oh my god.")
	10:18 ("This... sucks.")
	10:39 ("Ugh, come on! Oh my god! Get it over there! FUCK!")
	11:31 ("What the hell man?")
	11:37 ("Ohoho good lord! Oh it's killing me!")
	11:49 ("I don't even know what to say about this game! Just look at it!")
Ep 110 - Ikari Warriors
	0:19 ("Here's another game I had a personal grudge with since I was a kid.")
	0:26 ("Let's pop this fucker in- I'll show you how it goes.")
	0:40 ("I'm going solo like usual.")
	1:24 ("BATH TIME!?")
	2:21 ("Aiming your gun is a real bitch.")
	2:24 ("Come on, it's a game.")
	2:48 ("Fuck!")
	3:20 ("Just want it to go up! Make the screen move!")
	3:31 ("And with only one player, this is gonna take all night.")
	4:42 (Kyle: "...Shove it up your ass!")
	5:02 (Kyle prepares to play the theme song.)
	6:57 ("I know it's basic instinct, but pressing the d-pad really really hard UNGH! doesn't 		make you move any faster.")
	8:11 ("Alright, wanna get some beer?")
	8:20 (AVGN and Kyle driving scene.)
	8:58 ("Why would it have been in someone's ass?")
	9:19 ("This is a fucking marathon.")
	9:33 ("It just goes on and on and on!")
	12:46 ("Ungh!")
	12:55 ("UNNNGH! Yeah! Finally!")
	13:09 ("FUCK!")
	13:59 ("WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?")
	14:11 ("Ungh! Fuck!")
	15:09 ('Where did the hair go' song starts.)
	15:49 ("Okay, I guess I'm at the final boss.")
	18:23 (Continuation of 'Where did the hair go' song.)
	19:40 (Kyle: "Beat the game, congratulations nerd.")
Ep 111 - Toxic Crusaders
	1:03 (AVGN describing Toxic Avengers)
	1:09 ("And tits.")
	1:26 ("And how do you think those games were? You think they were good?" *Laughs*)
	1:32 ("Yeah, they sucked. These games are more vile than the toxic waste that 			spawned Toxie himself")
	1:37 ("And that's what happens when you go from hit to shit.")
	2:11 ("You just need to feel the pain and suffering of every child in the early 90s 			inadvertently caused by your creation.")
	4:23 ("Why does it always got to be bats?")
	5:27 ("Give me that!")
	7:03 ("You know what's really annoying is this yellow Pacman ballsack that's always 			bouncin' around.")
	7:48 ("FAWCK!... Ungh! There's no way to know what's ahead of you!")
	8:32 ("Gotta blow the dust out" *Blows* "Here, blow it. This game already blows.")
	8:42 ("What the fuck?")
	9:06 ("Since this is a beat 'em up game, your average time before you get hit is about 		1.2 seconds.")
	11:11 ("In other words... if you're an idiot.")
	11:51 ("What game does that!? When would you ever go like this!?")
	11:57 ("This game is the devil!")
	12:02 ("Uuughhh.")
	12:05 ("Whoever came up with... could suck the piss out of a platypus's penis.")
	12:21 ("Eh, whatever. It's only the 111th episode.")
	12:59 ("Fuck! Nnngh! Ass! Ungh!")
	13:02 ("Here, you give it a try.")
	13:46 ("They made a mockery of your shit, man. What are you gonna do about it?")
Ep 112 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
	1:13 ("How could they fuck it up? You wanna know?")
	1:30 ("It was made by LJN. The masters of shit. The unholy rainbow stamp of death.")
	2:25 ("Really? That's the whole big deal?")
	4:57 ("That is some supreme bullshit!")
	5:00 ("Once you finally get to the real game, you'll notice how much grade a ass 			suckage you're in for.")
	6:11 ("This game... Just sucks both ways.")
	6:56 ("Classic two-gear diarrhea.")
	7:13 ("Ugh, fawck!")
	7:35 ("Come on! Come on! Ugh! Fuck!")
	7:45 ("This is among the most annoying things in video game history!" *Describes 			annoyances in video games*)
	8:06 ("It's one of those games that keeps changing the fucking rules.")
	8:21 ("Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck No! Unnnghh!")
	8:46 ("A fucking textbook that explodes!")
	8:50 ("This won't change history at all. Let's go around blowing people up. Let's kill 			some ancestors. That's real great.")
	9:27 ("Hey, wanna listen to some tunes?" AVGN throws a casette on the ground.)
	9:44 ("What is he, a fucking fish?")
	10:05 ("This game treats you like a fucking idiot.")
	10:12 ("That'll keep you busy. Have fun.")
	10:58 ("It's trial and error and it's not intuitive at all.")
	11:49 ("I'm gonna get the power! The Nintendo Power!")
	12:28 ("I don't know. I don't fucking know!")
	13:04 ("Nice! I found something.")
	14:09 ("Yeah, let's not change history by the way.")
	14:17 ("Here you go Elvis! Here's your fucking gravstone! You're gonna die!")
	15:25 ("Was there any quality control here?")
	15:45 ("But then, a big fucking shit storm hitted! A shit storm of horrible games! In the 		middle of it all, a rainbow! A rainbow! LJN!")
	16:11 (AVGN ranting about the game.)
Ep 113 - Tiger Electronic Games
	1:52 ("Have we gotten to that point now? Is it time to scrape the bottom of the toilet bowl 	of the whole video game industry?")
	2:53 ("I can't think of a more crude way to make a video game.")
	3:01 ("These were all ungodly.")
	3:20 ("It was like chicken pox! We all got it!")
	3:55 ("These things brainwashed us!")
	4:09 ("But really, they were garbrage.")
	4:49 ("This tiger got its claws on everything.")
	5:16 ("I guess someone looked at the atrocious cover to the original Mega Man and 		thought 'Okay, he's got a gun. Put it in the game.')
	5:38 ("Really?")
	6:00 ("You'd rather listen to 'I'M THE BABY GOTTA LOVE ME!')
	7:01 ("What is happening!?")
	8:40 ("They weren't dying off! They were like cockroaches!")
	8:47 ("Yeah, this tiger sure rose up to the challenge of its rivals. Had the guts, got the 		glory, went the distance, now its not gonna stop! It's literally a survivor!")
	9:40 ("Tiger was like a machine gun ass shitting out turdturdturdturdturd!")
	10:08 (AVGN imitating the game sounds "EHEHEHEHEHEHE!")
	10:13 ("Just what the hell! These things- how did they waste so much plastic to make 		these things! It brought the game industry down as low as it could go! It's proof that 			Jesus died in vain and legally changed his middle name to 'Fucking!' The only thing I 		can think of to use these things for is to wipe your ass with it! Might as well save that 		toilet paper. It's worth a whole lot more.")
	10:59 ("What... the... ass... Talk about desperate.")
	11:11 ("This is shits for the birds.")
	12:23 ("Heh, Nintendo 64. Bit wars! 64 bits. 32 bits. 16 bits. 8 bits!. 4 bits! 2 BITS! 1 		BIT! HALF BIT! QUARTER BIT! THE WRIST GAAAAAMEEEEEESSS!")
	13:15 ("This thing tried to be hip and cutting edge.")
	13:33 ("I don't believe it myself.")
	13:41 ("Why not just use a computer!?")
	14:13 ("At least the voice sounds pretty good." *Duke Nukem's shitty voice plays*)
	14:24 (*Batman groans* "Every time Batman gets hit, he sounds like he got done taking 	a dump.)
	15:12 ("Finally. I got 'em.")
	15:26 ("That mentality is what brought us what I think so far is the worst video game 			console I have ever played... The R-Zone.")
	15:44 ("Yes, I said that.")
	16:20 ("Hey guys! How you doin'!? I'm just playin' a game here!")
	17:06 ("Thought you could turn around? Yeah right.")
	17:13 ("Look at his expression! He's horrified!")
	17:23 ("Was this thing intended as a torture device? What made them think this was a 		good idea?")
	18:00 ("What were they thinking with this shitload of fuck?")
	18:16 ("Case closed... Sucks.")
Ep 114 - Alien 3
	2:23 ("OKAY! NOW IT JUST GOT FUCKING SCARY!")
	2:40 ("That's not the way it's supposed to be!")
	3:10 ("Classic two gear diarrhea!")
	3:25 ("It's like sticking your dick in a glory hole without knowing what's on the other 			side.")
	3:51 ("You're far past fucked!")
	4:03 ("Wow, they followed the movie pretty well.")
	5:42 ("Just another addition to this game's museum of anomalies.")
	5:54 ("I'm going to the end. Almost there. Here we go! Ah, fuck!")
	6:07 ("What? a time limit? Yeah! There's a time limit!")
	6:30 ("I promise, that's my last dick joke.")
	6:37 ("That really ties my dick in a knot! Okay, now I promise... No more dickin' 			around.")
	7:00 ("Agh! What happened!?")
	7:25 ("Yeah, you want that? Yeah yeah you want that? You want that? Yeah!? Yeah! 			Fuck you, you're not gettin' it.")
	8:00 ("It's this game's mom, bent over getting fucked!")
	8:14 ("Oh shit, there goes the time limit again. Game over?")
	8:54 ("Quality ass? Quality ass! That sums up the whole thing! There's no quality 			assurance with this shitload of fuck!")
Ep 115 - AVGN Games
	2:02 ("My voice is in this game!")
	2:10 ("That's me, throwing beer bottles.")
	2:21 ("What the fuck is that!?")
	2:46 ("My sentiments exactly.")
	3:10 ("Is that going to be my epitaph? 'Fuck?'")
	3:48 ("Fuck, fuck! I can't hit this fucking fish! Fuck! AGH!")
	4:12 ("This game is all my fault!")
	4:37 ("This game is my ultimate fantasy!")
	4:40 ("Fucking games! Blast you all to hell! Die! Ungh! MMM! YEAH!")
	5:33 ("So, if you ever wanted to punch me in the face, there you go.")
	5:36 ("Ungh! Ungh! Take that nerd! Me!")
	5:55 ("Ungh! Fuck! Mngh! I can't beat him!")
	6:18 ("Is it just me, or does that not make sense?... It doesn't.")
	6:52 ("Come on, die already. Die already! Oh my god! Die! Just fucking die!")
	7:09 ("Yeah! Finally. And I'm rewarded with beer!")
	7:26 ("There goes my missiles.")
	7:33 ("He's taunting me. He wants me to die slow! Well fuck him!")
	9:15 ("That's right! A real controller!")
	9:54 ("Damn, I'm lookin' good.")
	10:26 ("All we need is some boom! Give me some boom! Give me some boom! 			BOOM! YEAH!")
	11:06 ("If I could've forseen that as a kid, I would've shit my pants.")
	11:31 ("Board James!? What is this? Why does everyone always drop in uninvited!?")
	12:45 ("How'd you get here? Aren't you supposed to be in jail?")
	12:50 ("Ah, well. I used the 'get out of jail free' card.")
	12:53 ("Yeah, but didn't you kill your friends or something?")
	12:58 ("It wasn't me, it wasn't me! THAT WAS THE FUCKING PHONE! GOD! FUCK 		YOU!... EVERYBODY!")
	13:06 ("That guy looks familiar.")
	13:45 ("This is the weirdest game I've been in.")
	14:58 ("Who the fuck is Mike?")
	15:15 ("You know? I've heard a lot of people say this game is very difficult.")
	15:42 ("Okay, whoever came up with this is... Exactly, it read my mind. They're an 			asshole, which means the asshole who made this game acknowledged that they're an 		asshole and I called them an asshole!.. You asshole")
	15:57 ("Why does everything look like a dick?")
	16:02 ("Oh no, not the 'Where'd you learn to fly?' bitch!")
	16:33 ("Now this is going too far!" AVGN describes Super Pitfall death pit)
	16:45 ("I came up with this! What was I thinking!?")
	16:56 ("No way! They didn't!")
	17:53 ("Don't look kids!")
	18:46 ("This is ridiculous.")
	19:27 ("Laughing Joking Numbnuts. The bane of my existance.")
	20:05 ("Look at this! Look at all these death blocks!")
	20:09 ("I hate them! I hate them as much as the Medusa heads in Castlevania! Or the 		grass in Bill and Ted!")
	20:15 ("Every game has its thing. And this one's thing iis to PISS ME OFF! It was made 	to piss me off.")
	20:27 ("My arch-nemesis! It's... It's... Fred Fucks...")
	20:43 ("Finally, I get to kick his ass!")
	20:45 ("Yeah! Fuck you Fred Fucks! Fucks you Fred Fuck! AAGGGGHHH!")
	20:53 ("Mmm! Got 'em!")
	21:07 ("It's like I shared all my horrible experiences! It's all my fault! Fuck this game!")
	21:36 ("Take that, game!")
Ep 116 - Wish List Pt 1
	4:08 ("Are you fucking kidding me!?")
	5:02 ("All you do is fall, fall, and fall.")
	5:35 ("The game was fucking shit. Shit we held with passion.")
	7:43 ("Turn around! Agh!")
	9:42 ("Uuuughhhh! Come on, come on, come on!")
	10:35 ("Oh! Come on! Come on!")
	13:17 ("How can you find Waldo in this!? Where the fuck is Waldo?! He doesn't even 		know where he is!")
	14:30 ("-Or that fucking nightmare in Bill and Ted!")
Ep 117 - Wish List Pt 2
	0:12 ("Another game I've gotten requests up the ass for over the years is...")
	0:48 ("Get it?... Applejack?")
	1:20 ("The Three Stooges." (Heavy emphasis on last syllable sounds like jizz))
	1:24 ("I've dreaded this moment for a long time.")
	2:22 ("The spoon moves way too slow.")
	2:33 ("I can't even describe how much this all irritates me. I'm sick of playing it. I'm sick 		of looking at it! I hate staring at those oysters! They don't even look like oysters! They 		look like assholes! I'm not even trying to be funny! They really look like dogs' hairy 			assholes rising in the stew!")
	2:56 ("Mindless... But playable.")
	3:46 ("Was this game actually made by the three stooges?")
	5:11 ("Ungh! Agh!")
	5:19 ("Fuck this game!")
	6:37 ("Nononono... No more dinosaurs.")
	7:13 ("-Commonly known as shit fighter.")
	8:05 ("One chance! One life meter! That's it!")
	9:10 ("I'm talking about mother fucking Bubsy 3D!")
	11:36 ("...Like getting punched on a swivel chair.")
	12:20 ("It's a pile of junk! Most of the games I own are junk! I'm hoarding junk! I'm 			surrounded with fucking garbage!")
	12:46 ("They're all terrible! But, maybe this one's okay.")
	14:35 (AVGN surprised at Spiderman: Maximum Carnage not being shit. "It's not shit!")
	
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[Top Gun hyper idea]
Ep 10 - Top Gun
Ep 14 - Power Glove
Ep 47 - NES Accessories
Ep 89 - Pong Consoles	
	4:27 ("Where is it? Where is it!?")
Ep 94 - Back to the Future Revisited

[Ideas for intro]
- Kyle singing AVGN theme, AVGN tells Kyle to get back behind the damn couch, battle starts.
- Use line Ep 66 4:42 and splice it with James & Mike MUGEN video. Make him say "MUGEN, a really bad fighting game" or something.
- Nostalgia Critic appears, AVGN sneaks in and gives him the boot.
- AVGN dressed in Star Trek clothes or some shit. Facing backward then faces opponent "What is the meaning of this attack?"
- Ep 102 15:13
- Ep 113 16:20. AVGN with R-Zone.

[Ideas for custom intro]
- AVGN comes across Bugs Bunny and spits beer.
- Ep 113 5:16 Bad Mega Man custom intro?

[Ideas for ending (win)]
- Walk up and poke dead enemy lines: Ep 101 3:59/5:12
- Kyle appears out of thin air, sings AVGN theme and AVGN says "You bet your ass!"
- Hat drops on AVGN and he moonwalks out
- Pokes dead enemy and says Ep 16 7:20/98 11:46/111 1:37/113 10:59
- Little Red Hood ending?
- Sentence mix something with SwordQuest 8:51
- Atari 5200 appears with beer in slot and AVGN grabs one
- Day Dreamin' Davy 4:07
- Ep 115 7:09

[Ideas for ending (lose)]
- Street Fighter I shit voice acting screen (Ep 85) but with AVGN's face on it.
- Ep114 6:07/8:14, for when time's up.

[Other stuff]
- Ep 91 5:47. Easter egg for when the player uses F1.
- Ep 99 13:58. Easter egg for F1.
- Ep 91 10:42. Easter egg for when the opponent disappears off screen.
- Game gremlin easter egg where if player/opponent goes through floor, he appears and says "I put him through the floor. That's a good one." (Gremlin scenes can be found in Ep 92 & 93)
- Ep 97, 8:26. Fist of the North Star character custom intro or something?
- Ep 100 11:20. Intro for when AVGN is player 2?
- Ep 101 4:29. Easter egg for when AVGN is killed without even moving.
- Ep 107 22:09 Survival animation.
- Ep 109 5:27 Vore character easter egg or some shit?
- Ep 115 5:36/13:06 Mirror match easter egg?
- Ep 115 9:15 Implement with controller special/hyper?
- Ep 115 16:05 Cybermorph 'Where'd you learn to fly' special intro?
- Ep 115 16:45 For death pit?
- Ep 115 17:53 18+ character special intro?